"Reck" The Christmas Tree

Written by Savvy, Age 7

Hi, my name is Lion.  It's around Christmas time so I'm gonna tell you of how I 'reck' the Christmas tree every year.  The first thing I do is I 'noc' down the things around the tree.  Next, I climb up the tree and finally, I break the 'speshall' ornaments.  Whatever that is. 

Big Shout-Out to cats! I like breaking Christmas Trees, do you cats?  If you don't, you're 'lasy'.  "Ha ha ha, nan nan nan a fou fou", I'm better!

And this is my speshall song:

"Mess the Halls When Trees Are Falling
Fa La La La Laa, La La La Lah..."

Parkour Master

Written by Jacob, Age 10

There are many secrets I have, but my biggest is that I am a parkour master.  Normally I’m just a “normal” cat, doing cat stuff, but when the time is right I use my secret super power.  I slowly creep down the hall, and then, I pounce.  I jump the hallway walls one to the other, then I scale the curtains with lightning speed.  I leap off the curtains onto the couch and I repeat this action three to four times more until I take a well-deserved nap on my favorite chair. 

When it comes to parkour I can’t be beat.

When I need a break from Parkour, I hang in my curtain hammock.